The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
sardonicseamstress asked: Will you be my Alentine? I'll give you the V later.
this one wins
texmarie asked: Is the twist that Nimona is Ballister's dad? Please let that be the twist.
Ballister: Nimona, I feel betrayed!!
Nimona: Hi Betrayed…I’m Dad.